The dog goes hungry!!!!!!!!!!
( My poor little boy. I feel so bad for him, but he's not my dog. He's Monkey's and it's her responsibility. She's a bad mom, that Monkey)
Their bathroom is such a mess, they try to use mine!!!
(Notice the word try... it ain't happenning, they have their own)
Their homework is finished the minute they get off the car to walk in to school!
(Only on Tuesdays, I swear. At least that it's my fault, lol. On Mondays we have Girl Scouts right after school, then get back home by 5:30 to make dinner and leave again at 7:10 to go to Cheerleading and get back at 8:30 which of course is bedtime. Not much wiggle room for homework, lol.)
They don't take a shower for.......... mmmm, actually I can't remember the last time Princess took a shower. I tried asking her, but she can't remember either ! ! !
( Can you say stinky kid??? I threatened her this morning that if she didn't shower tonight, I'd be making her a sign to wear tomorrow at school that said " I haven't taken a shower in such a long time, I can't remember where the bathroom is. Smell me, don't I stink?!?!? )
Their teeth don't come in contact with a toothbrush until they see food particles stuck inbetween every tooth!!!
( Now this one, they wish! I am actually very on top of their teeth brushing. Have you seen how expensive that dentist is??? I'm making sure they stay away from him! )
and last but certainly not least
They get A's on their progress report card for every single subject ! ! !
I must be doing something right!